The power to perpetually yawn.

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the power to die at will

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power of exact change

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to be bad at everything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!