The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to catch em all

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The power of exact change

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the power to not have power

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!