The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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make youself dumb

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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the power to see the present.

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!