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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.
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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability
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The power to fly but only in an airplane.
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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind
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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.
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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman
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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.
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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it
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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.
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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.
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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.
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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls
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The power of eating from ears.
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the power to disappear up your own asshole
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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised
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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens
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The power to have one eyebrow!?
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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.
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The power to die at will.
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The power to be dead
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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.
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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died
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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering
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the power to smell tastebuds
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!