the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to repel women.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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the power to pee on command

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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the power to become retarded

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to exist

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They power to be able to make meth.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!