The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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captain obvious

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!