The power to snore.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to have a power

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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being able to blow up and die

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to pee standing up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!