The power of Acid Tears

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to snore.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power of gentle breeze

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!