The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to have a power

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to pee standing up

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!