The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to ride a bike

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!