Immunity to antipsychotic medication

The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

the power to see the things that are happening right

the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

the power to get struck by lightning at will.

the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

the power to finish an all you can eat

The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

The power to ride a bike

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

The power to laugh while laughing.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!