The super pow.er to die at will

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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the power to herd cats

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Tits for a guy.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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levi Hahne is gay

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!