The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The super pow.er to die at will

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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the power to herd cats

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Tits for a guy.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!