the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!