the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!