The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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the power to not have a power

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!