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The power to poke
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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.
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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you
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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.
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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO
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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.
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The power to tickle your own feet.
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The power to summon earthworms
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The ability to clean
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The power to shrink tits by touching them.
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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..
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Retractable Teeth
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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.
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To call me maybe
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The power to see John Cena.
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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.
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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.
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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/
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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking
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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid
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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.
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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.
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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.
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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!