The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to not have this superpower

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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wast your time on the computer

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!