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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!
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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....
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The power to poop out your penis.
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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.
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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.
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The power to play a flute with your ass
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the power two become drunk at anytime
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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!
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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock
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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year
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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.
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The power to find lost socks.
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The power to just eat one lays potato chip
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the ability to only do pointless things.
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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time
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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.
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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.
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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage
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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.
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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.
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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram
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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.
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the power to turn into a cheerio at will
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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!