The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

captain obvious

The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

The power to think out loud without saying a word

The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

The power to walk through doors, then open it.

The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

the power to be invisible, but only at night

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

the power to see through glass

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Grass eating

The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

The Power to Combust

the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!