The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to not exist.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!