The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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the power to fly for a second

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!