the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power of exact change

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!