The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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being able to blow up and die

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to speak in cursive

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the power to remember th...

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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Find Waldo

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!