The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

The power to poop out your penis.

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The power to play a flute with your ass

The power to get rid of feminism

the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

the power two become drunk at anytime

the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

The power to walk through doors, then open it.

the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

the power to fart mace

The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

The power to tickle your own feet.

the power to sugar a limpet

The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!