The power to have all your friends leave you

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to be dead

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to poke

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!