having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to predict the past.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!