The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power of exact change

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!