The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power of exact change

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!