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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.
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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.
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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.
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The power to understand math.
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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex
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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.
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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened
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The Power of being Friendzoned
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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...
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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments
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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.
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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post
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the power to be a fury............-_-
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The ability to visually contract STD's
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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)
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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.
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X-ray vision that only works on windows
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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier
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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.
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The ability to fart inwards.
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the power to pee shit and shit piss.
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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.
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The power to fill in ___ blank
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The power to only be drunk while driving.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!