The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to understand math.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!