The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The ability to clean

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The power to speak in cursive

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the power to see the present.

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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Retractable Teeth

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to sneeze scissors

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to do nothing/

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!