The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the power to see the present.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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the power to not finish your

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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the power to waste the space in the typing boxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :D

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to lose the remote.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!