the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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the power to see through glass

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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Grass eating

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!