The power to repel women.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to sweat acid.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!