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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress
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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.
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The power to set money on fire
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The power to see through pastry..
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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone
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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day
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The power to ride a bike
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the power to fly for a second
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alarm that goes off when hiding
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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.
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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key
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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color
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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.
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the power to get really mad.
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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks
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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.
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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.
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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.
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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.
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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.
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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.
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Immunity to antipsychotic medication
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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.
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the power to die at will
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!