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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.
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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.
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The power to see through a hole
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The power to run at walk speeds.
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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.
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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...
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The power to set money on fire
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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.
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The power to be powerless
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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.
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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.
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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet
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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human
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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card
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See through invisible people
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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key
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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.
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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs
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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.
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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.
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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.
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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.
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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.
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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!