The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to be powerless

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!