The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to imagine a new colour

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to like any show

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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Find Waldo

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!