Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

The power to change your emotions

the power to turn into a cheerio at will

THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

The power to smell poop

the power to turn into amy rose

The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

to spelle caretly

The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

The power of bullet atraction

that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

Wait this isn't pornhub!?

The power to make other people hold their breath.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!