The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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power to eat through your but

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to read your own mind.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to bleed

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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the power to fart every time you blink

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A healing punch

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!