The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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the power to shit liquidly

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!