The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to plank

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to blow up when you blink

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!