The power to see air

The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

Nihat Do?an

The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

The power to do anything you don't want to do.

The power to turn int water when your in water.

The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

Teleporting to Mexico

The power to take away powers but only your own.

The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

The power to attract bullets.

the power to be permanently unconfortable.

the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!