The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to attract bullets.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!