To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to breathe

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to glow while under the sun

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Super-slowness

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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To pee standing up.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!