The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!