The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to fall up.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to die when you die

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!