The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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make youself dumb

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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the power to youtube poop

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to fall up.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!