the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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the power to not have a power

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The power to suck your own dick

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levi Hahne is gay

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the power to vote

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The power to poke

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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Grass eating

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!