The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to control dodos

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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the power to see into the present.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to go suicide

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!