The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to read your own mind.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to become yourself

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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Liam Brudenell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!