the power to see the present.

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Acid pee

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to see into the future of the past

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to exist

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!