The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!