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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!