The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to be blind

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power of micro penis.

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Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!