The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the power to do one push-up

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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blindness

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!