the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to understand math.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to give your wife rights

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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captain obvious

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!