The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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the power to die if you think

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the power to be wrong

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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the power to read captchas

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to turn food into shit.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!