The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to pee any color

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the power to do one push-up

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!