The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!