the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!