The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

thumb_up thumb_down +81

The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

thumb_up thumb_down +75

Being a freemason

thumb_up thumb_down +73

The power to control sloths

thumb_up thumb_down +71

The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

thumb_up thumb_down +69

The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

thumb_up thumb_down +65

the immunity of death unless youre about to die

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

thumb_up thumb_down +53

The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

thumb_up thumb_down +29

the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to hear a dog whistle

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to be never need to use the bathroom

thumb_up thumb_down +25

The power to have to eat every 1 second.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

thumb_up thumb_down +23

the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

the power to control urine

thumb_up thumb_down +17

The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!