- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

the power to be really itchy.

The power to make infinite paper clips.

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

the power to sneeze cum

The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

The power of Grayskull.

The power to speak in braille...

The power to like this power

The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

the power to do two suicide bombings

The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

the power to smell shit from miles away

the power to get in the van

The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

Pointless Super Powers