The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!