The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power of gentle breeze

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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the power to pee on command

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to only drink liquids

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the power to die at will

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Lactokinesis

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!