the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to only tell the truth

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to write a country song

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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Have sex but not feel it

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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KeemStar

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!