The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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the power to see into the present.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!